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!BadAss! Honors the NAUGHTY List!



Saturday Dec. 15th,


Doors open at 12am,


misbeavior continues til 4am!


@ the Bowery Poetry Club


308 Bowery @ 1st Street, NYC, $15



The Square Struts bring their


unique brand of Blues to the table


throughout this tinsel tawdry affair...



The outrageous O'Debra Twins


Host the following Naughty List -



Producer Velocity Chyaldd


The World Famous *BOB*


Darlinda Just Darlinda


Mini Marilyn Manson


Mish Va De Vil


Stormy Leather


Nasty Canasta


Pinkie Special


Dirty Martini


Lil Miss Lixx


Rose Wood


JZ Bich


Lady C


Deity



VJ Val Killmore


delivers sick and special XXXmas visuals all the way


from her new San Francisco stomping ground!



DJ Velocity


keeps it blasphemous all night long!



The Naughty List rages on til 4am.....

strange to remember it now ... but i am not a damsel in distress - it's good to listen to old music sometimes

last night ... i was at starshine (great show btw you should check it out if you haven't, every thursday around 10:30 at Rififi's) and this guy sitting next to me kept ... sighing and moaning and then pulled out a camera and started shooting the girls ... and all the anger that has been accumulating in me over the previous week, all that rage over the fucked upness of this world and all that sadness over what humans turn out to be once they grow up ... all that just came to surface

and if i ever felt a sort of righteous rage in my life it would have been last night, like that guy summed it up for me - sexism and racism and homphobia and exploitation and violence and I looked on stage and Pookie was shaking her sexy ass on stage and while I tend to stay away from sisterhood rhetoric I really felt like this guy was violating a sister, a fellow artist, a woman and I felt like we were all collectively raped because I could see the video edited to fit the purpose posted on line for masses of assholes to jerk of, assholes who were never given permission, who never bother to ask for permission

i didn't slam the guy over the head with my 20lb of books as i desired since even in rage i can refrain from violence, i just reported him and he was dealt with, Pop Pistol was so powerfully amazing confiscating guys camera (proud of you girl) ...

Tonight, Saturday, at 10pm HyperGender attacks yet another fun topic - villains! Some are imaginary cartoon villains like Cruella De Vil and Maleficent (presented by Pandora and Jz Bich), some come from comic books like Typhoid Mary and Joker (presented by Agent N and Lady Coco Larue), some are literary villains like Lolita (presented by Jezebel Express), others are historical characters like Bloody Queen Bathory (presented by Belle M. Baudelaire), or those often accused of villainy like clowns (presented by Dottie Lux), and finally some are just plain villainous (presented by Deity). All this is concluded with a video by Anti Social.

When: Saturday, November 3, 10pm
Where: WOW Cafe Theatre, 59-61 East 4th
How much: $10/$5 for burlesque performers

This is a special birthday show for JZ Bich, Lady Coco Larue and few others and a farewell show for Agent N who is moving out of NY only hours after the show.

For more see www.hypergender.com

Ask Cruella how she's feeling and she'll reply with extravagant glee, "Miserable, darling, as usual. Perfectly wretched." And that's the way she likes it. Fur coats are her only love in life. She adores fur, "absolutely lives for it," and the fur she lives for today is the spotted variety -- dalmatian, that is. Roger and Anita's dalmatians. "Such perfectly beautiful coats," she purrs as she plots, thinking how much better those spots would look on her. Who cares if Pongo and Perdita's tiny pups are rather attached to that fur -- or that they're not for sale at any price? She'll do whatever she has to do to get those beasts and their coveted coats. And once in her evil hands, those puppies must never leave "Hell Hall" alive. Cruella may live for fur -- but the pups, well, she doesn't give much thought to them.

more on Cruella go to link


HyperGender celebrates JZ's, Lady Coco Lareau's birthday and few other birthdays, wishes safe trip to Agent N and more ... So come have some cake, drink champagne and see Pandora strip Cruella for you!

It is the sexiest villainy ever seen.

I planned to write this blog about how fabulous this weekend was. You know about great performances at HyperGender, or how I enjoyed Beebo Brinker Chronicles at NYTW, or fantastic show at Kitty Nights last night and how I really liked the new act by Amber Alert and how I am so excited to see her as a part of December HypeGender.

I wanted to share my excitement about Glenn's visit to NY and how much I feel lucky to be surrounded by people I love. I wanted to tell you how this world can be so beautiful.

I truly cherish these moments of beauty I am given and I want to say I am so grateful to those who made these past few days possible to survive.

However, I have seen/read so much evil and negativity in the past few days that I cannot in my right mind celebrate the beauty today.

I guess this insanity started on Thursday...

On Thursday, I had the worst migraine day, sat in WS meeting realizing that WS have nothing to do with being enlightened. Luckily, a friend lives a bit above CCNY so I could rest for a minute before having to engage the MTA. I really thought I was going to pass out in the street, or on the train.

On Friday I received an email about gay bashing that ended up in a murder of Satender Singh this summer. A group of men attacked Singh and his family at a picnic and killed him. All this in front of numerous witnesses. article

On Saturday, I found out that a gay venue in Belgrade proudly claims no Roma and some trans people are allowed in their club. They use this as an advertisement! bulletin screen shot Since then the manager has posted a disclaimer saying they do not discriminate ... but then where did the idea to include that in the bulletin come from?

On Sunday, I had the pleasure to learn that one can preach love among all humans yet be abusive when it comes to individuals. I don't want to go into this story any deeper because I don't want to continue with the circle of negativity that was started that day.

Today, after my "taking forever to get there" trip to the tip of Manhattan and various annoying people on the M60 who decided to push, shove and step on everyone around them I decided to check my email... just to find out that a dear friend was gay bashed a few days ago in Zagreb! Then I read a story about a woman who was impaled in 1993, during the wars in the Balkans. Then I read off handed comments how "shit happens" in the war.

So, now, should I just pretend like the world is a great place to live, go do my laundry, watch Heroes, and enjoy my oh so sheltered lower middle class life or is there something I, all of us, can do to make this world better, safer for everyone? I mean, really, can anything be done ... because I feel sick, sick of patience, of silence, of the world in which things like this happen. And we all know they happen and they are happening right now to someone, somewhere.

a. Go to http://www.careercruising.com/.
b. Put in Username: nycareers, Password: landmark.
c. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
d. Post the top ten results

1. Director of Photography
2. Multimedia Developer
3. Website Designer
4. Special Effects Technician
5. Animator
6. Desktop Publisher
7. Actor
8. Fashion Designer
9. Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator
10. Computer Programmer
11. Craftsperson
12. Potter
13. Director
14. Webmaster
15. Video Game Developer

was amazing - i thanked everyone I hope but again - THANKS

:D

What it is: Anger is manifested in the individual who spurns love and opts instead for fury. It is also known as Wrath.

Why you do it: You're wired for it. Also, the people around you are pretty damn irritating.

Your punishment in Hell will be: You'll be dismembered alive.

Associated symbols & suchlike: Anger is linked with the bear and the color red.



Come and see JZBich strip Wrath for you at HyperGender.

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What it is: Envy is the desire for others' traits, status, abilities, or situation.

Why you do it: Because other people are so much luckier, smarter, more attractive, and better than you.

Your punishment in Hell will be: You'll be put in freezing water.

Associated symbols & suchlike: Envy is linked with the dog and the color green.



Come and see Agent N strip Envy for you at HyperGender's Seven Deadly Sins.

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What it is: Lust is an inordinate craving for the pleasures of the body.

Why you do it: Oh, please.

Your punishment in Hell will be: You'll be smothered in fire and brimstone. Not kisses.

Associated symbols & suchlike: Lust is linked with the cow and the color blue.



Come and see Deity strip Lust for you at HyperGender's Seven Deadly Sins!

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What it is: Pride is excessive belief in one's own abilities, that interferes with the individual's recognition of the grace of God. It has been called the sin from which all others arise. Pride is also known as Vanity.

Why you do it: Well-meaning elementary school teachers told you to "believe in yourself."

Your punishment in Hell will be: You'll be broken on the wheel.

Associated symbols: Pride is linked with the horse and the color violet.



Come see Weirdee Girl strip Pride for you at HyperGender's Seven Deadly Sins on July 16th!

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What it is: Gluttony is an inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires.

Why you do it: Because you were weaned improperly as an infant.

Your punishment in Hell will be: You'll be force-fed rats, toads, and snakes.

Associated symbols & suchlike: Gluttony is linked with the pig and the color orange.



Come to HyperGender and see Dottie Lux strip Gluttony for you in Seven Deadly Sins!

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What it is: Sloth is the avoidance of physical or spiritual work.

Why you do it: You're shiftless, lazy, and good fer nuthin'.

Your punishment in Hell will be: You'll be thrown into snake pits.

Associated symbols & suchlike: Sloth is linked with the goat and the color light blue.



Come to HyperGender's Seven Deadly sins and let Lady Crimson strip Sloth for you!

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What it is: Greed is the desire for material wealth or gain, ignoring the realm of the spiritual. It is also called Avarice or Covetousness.

Why you do it: You live in possibly the most pampered, consumerist society since the Roman Empire.

Your punishment in Hell will be: You'll be boiled alive in oil. Bear in mind that it's the finest, most luxurious boiling oil that money can buy, but it's still boiling.

Associated symbols & suchlike: Greed is linked with the frog and the color yellow.



Come to HyperGender's Seven Deadly sins and see Fem Appeal strip Greed for you!


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It's an exciting night!!!

First go to Slipper Room at 8pm and see the Striptease Murders (and me in it, of course!) and after that head to Bar Nowhere and see my new, tiny feather string ... least amount of clothing you ever saw me live!!!


MONROE BOUND FOR FRUIT
CAT FIGHT @ NOWHERE BAR
WED JUNE 6TH 9PM

A benefit for new play Monroe Bound's upcoming run at NYC's Fresh
Fruit Festival, written by Lucile Scott.

A night of Fresh Fruit, Burlesque, Cheap Drinks and Expensive Ideas!

Performance by JZ Bich and other special Burlesquing Guests (I hear
it's Weirdee Girl and Blacki Deuce who will join me on stage)!

Drink Specials:
Monroe Juleps $5 (Mint Juleps)
$6 Bud Draft with a whiskey shot back
(That is how we roll in south)
Lucilitini $ 6 (Lemon Infused vodka with a sugar rim)

Cover $6 - $20 Donation Sliding Scale
(No one turned away, but it is a benefit)
If you drink here every night, you are in for free, we love our
regulars!

After checking out me in new Dottie&Val film at the Slipper Room head to Nowhere Bar ...

Get sexy and come to see me at:

MONROE BOUND FOR FRUIT
CAT FIGHT @ NOWHERE BAR
WED JUNE 6TH 9PM

A benefit for new play Monroe Bound's upcoming run at NYC's Fresh Fruit Festival, written by Lucile Scott.

A night of Fresh Fruit, Burlesque, Cheap Drinks and Expensive Ideas!

Performance by JZ Bich and other special Burlesquing Guests!

Drink Specials:
Monroe Juleps $5 (Mint Juleps)
$6 Bud Draft with a whiskey shot back
(That is how we roll in south)
Lucilitini $ 6 (Lemon Infused vodka with a sugar rim)

Cover $6 - $20 Donation Sliding Scale
(No one turned away, but it is a benefit)

Joseph Goebbels had some suggestions on propaganda. It seems like many have learned from him without giving him the credit. So, I am picking a few of these suggestions to share ... ask yourself (wherever you are) ... is your government following some or all of them ...

"Intellectual activity is a danger to the building of character"

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State."

"Think of the press as a great keyboard on which the government can play."

and to add...
"In politics stupidity is not a handicap." - Napoleon
"Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber." - Plato

and the all time favorite advice:

"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it" - Hitler



***Death to fascism, freedom to people***

So, I occasionally look at people who look at my Myspace page and am amused when it's someone in Vienna or some village in France... so I looked today and I see that I have been looked several times by the NYPD!!! Not sure if I should be amused or worried... hm...I mean I have not done anything to break the laws of this country (though I am certain some other countries would see my acts as illegal) so there is nothing to worry about but it still feels disconcerting.

... tonight was amazing - amazing performers (as always) and amazing audience - me goes to sleep happy :D

This Saturday @ 9pm at WOW it's the premier night of HyperGender!

This new burlesque show may be messy, may be dirty, may be just a bit fucked up ... it may be all that and more; however, you should be warned: this is NOT a good old tassel and twirl show, may not be where you want to bring your out of town cousins when they come to visit, your grandma might find it in poor taste and your dad may feel NYC is corrupting your innocence ... but then - didn't you come to the city to live on the edge?

WOW Cafe Theatre
59-61 East 4th Street
For reservations call 212 777 4280
or email info@hypergender.com

$10